Every year, thousands of impressionable young people watch movies about Wall Street and decide they want to grow up to be just like the expensively dressed cokeheads they see on-screen. Directors, meanwhile, insist that the last thing they wanted was for audiences to look up to their characters. Here at Jacobin, we believe in building a big tent, so we rated the classics of the genre in the native language of aspiring finance bros: Are we bullish or bearish on these Wall Street films as works of art? And are their critiques of capitalism based or cringe?