“This is the first time in American history that parents have seen their son’s presidential library. Mother, I promise to keep my area clean. You know, Barbara Bush taught me to live life to the fullest, to laugh a lot, and to speak my mind — a trait that has sometimes got us both into trouble. Dad taught me how to be a president; before that he showed me how to be a man — and 41, it is awesome that you are here today.”

“In spite of the devastation, we have many fond memories. I remember sitting with [General Russel L.] Honoré on top one of those big ships, strategizing. I think you were drinking; I wasn’t, of course. But it’s great to see you.”

“And then another audacious decision: he moved his young family from the comforts of the East Coast to Odessa, Texas. He and Mom adjusted to their arid surroundings quickly. He was a tolerant man. After all, he was kind and neighborly to the women with whom he, Mom, and I shared a bathroom in our small duplex — even after he learned their profession: ladies of the night.”