Jacobin Does Crime
We’re running short on funds. Jacobin troll Donald Hughes wants to help.
Illustration by Pete Gamlen.
We could steal a bunch of expensive cars and fence them to fund the magazine. But in the process, we’ll learn about something more valuable than luxury cars — we’ll learn about solidarity.
Jacobin
Can we loop in Vin Diesel somehow?
Donald Hughes
We could assemble a small team of commandos and seize one of those free ports that warehouses billions in art for investors. Then we could open an improvised museum there, showcasing the art via livestream. It would teach the public about the importance of art.
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