You’re always chasing another high, looking for a new idea that’ll save the world. You love answers: you’ve bought into a million of them, yet you reject the one true science (dialectical materialism, of course). If you were better looking, you’d be ripe for Scientology. In the 1992 Democratic primary, you supported Jerry Brown (even if you weren’t born yet). Yet you voted for Ross Perot, then forgot all about it. Venus is shining this month, but keep an eye out for rascally Jupiter — he’s your nemesis.

From an early age, you learned that there was no God watching you as you stole your best friend’s Pokemons or blamed your brother after forgetting to flush the toilet. Yes, you learned that in this sick world, deception, malice, and evil do, in fact, prevail. You’re a menace, a sociopath. You still think it’s good that Elizabeth Warren didn’t endorse Bernie. You will prosper for your misdeeds, but you won’t go to Hell: you know there isn’t one. This month is a good time to start an arts and crafts project.

Hot shot? More like hot shit. Let’s face it: things will probably work out great for you because you’re an Aries. Now is the time to place a large bet on a sporting event that you don’t follow. Or maybe take out a loan for a boat. You’ll probably wreck it but collect a great insurance payout. Make a to-do list. Set your sights high. (Watch out for Mercury in retrograde — he’s a tricky one!)