A great unexpected challenge greets you in the near future. To face this difficult time, you will need to abandon all of your other responsibilities to do a close reading of Hegel’s Science of Logic, just as you always knew you should.

Focus on your health for the foreseeable future. Even small changes will help you prepare for a series of brazen assassination attempts, after international agents misinterpret something you wrote in a product review online as secret code.

You will meet a new group of friends, each of whom has written a book about the retrieval of a historical figure for the Left. Be careful! You will forget who wrote about whom — just tell each of them you appreciated the burning relevance of such a person for our times.